- mom: can you do me a favor?
- me: will you pay me?
- mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
- me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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kikisdeliveryservices:

TRIPS Zeniba’s home

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ichiruki + [ tag team (manip) ]

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lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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tylerthehaterslayer:

the-larry-tardis:

Fanfiction has really ruined my view of normal books I read and I’m always like where’s the gay

SOMEONE SAID IT

(Source: alltmelw)

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beyoncebeytwice:

matching underwear make u feel great but matching black underwear make u feel powerful

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The Winter Soldier isn’t empty. His mind is all over the place.

(Source: sebadasstian-stan)

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Everything is gonna be daijobu

(Source: katsu--sama)

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octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

(Source: youtubeofficial)

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